Top Ten New Job Ideas For Sarah Palin

Now that Sarah Palin is unemployed, we have a few suggestions for her next career moves:

10. Become David Letterman's "Ed McMahon"

9. Go hunting with Dickie Cheney

8. Become a Tour Guide at Neverland

7. Star in Kill Bill vol. 11

6. Vacation relief for Kelly Ripa and Dr. Laura

5. Professor of Russian and African Geography

4. Spokesperson for Bimbo Bakeries

3. Women's Fashion Consultant at Neiman-Marcus & Saks Fifth Avenue

2. Do Tina Fey impressions on Saturday Night Live

And the number #1 new job idea for Sarah Palin:

1. Mayor McCheese!!!!!!!

SRT