Wednesday, August 12, 2009

2012- A Gay Odyssey...



Gay activists here in California have wisely taken the advice of political consultants and advisors and have decided to wait until 2012 before again asking Los Californios to do the right thing, and restore the rights of Gays and Lesbians to say, as the Temptations did, "...soon we'll be married and raise a family. Have a cozy little house in the country with two kids, maybe three".

All of a sudden I am re-thinking the Death Squads that are not being proposed under the Health Care Reform Package.

Three years. 100 statewide death squads. 5 minutes max per pinheaded homophobe fogey. 6 hours a day, 200 days a year.

Let's say we set a quota, like traffic cops do, of 75%. We can't assess government efficiency without goals.

72 interviews a day x 75% x 200 days x 100 squads.

One million, Eighty-Thousand Bigots gone. The younger Mormons and Catholics would just have to tithe more.

And, hey, if they want to start at 55, I will be glad to take one for the team. I regret that I have but one life to give for my gay friends.

Sure, there will be some mistakes- but the morons have been liberally throwing around Thomas Jefferson's quote that the Tree of Liberty must be fed sometimes with the blood of patriots and traitors.

They surely can't believe that being liars, bigot, and paid whores of healthcare lobbyists allows them to play the patriot part in this little play of ours?

What does one call a cretin hoisted on their own petard? Besides, of course, "Sarah", "Rush", "Newt", "O'Reilly", "Coulter", and "Dobbs"?

Duh. "Cretard".

What? Oh: 599,602.

SRT IV

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