Mark my words...

Why do so many Grand Old Poopies cheat on their spouses and still use "sanctity of marriage" as the reason to oppose gay people marrying?

Inqueerying minds want to know...

Governor Mark has said he has spent the last few days "Crying in Argentina..."

One cannot make this excrement up. Crying? Argentina? This is a joke, right?

Hmmm. Remember Eva Peron? And Madonna?

Me licenses artistically...

"Don't cry for me (in) Argentina
The truth is I now have left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I'll now keep my promise
I'll keep my distance..."

SRT