Where is Donny Osmond when we need him?

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A couple of days ago on Facebook, I created a stir of... two. Hey, it's better than one!

I wrote that Sarah Palin is suggesting that she has a higher calling.

I expressed my hope that the call come from God, person-to-person, collect.

It was a joke- mostly. Mostly.

Barak Obama was the right half-African American at the right time to become POTUS. Jesse Jackson was not. Al Sharpton was not. Dick Gregory was not.

I would love to see a woman become president. Men have had their chances, let a woman try.

There are many women capable of doing a good job as president. Sarah Palin is not on the list. She is a disgrace to intelligent women everywhere, on both sides of the political spectrum.

We do not need a president whose husband was a member of the Alaska Independence Movement, or one who was the keynote speaker at one of the AIM conventions. Uh, the saber-rattling in that group is treason.

Alaska is simply New Alabama or New Arkansas of the north- without the weather, and with the oil. Have you ever noticed that the neanderthals seem to congregate in "A" states? Also North CarolinA, South CarolinA, GeorgiA, LouisianA, OklahomA...

Alaska Population? 750,000- less than the Sacramento metropolitan area.

We don't need a POTUS whose foreign policy theme song is "I Can See (Russia) Clearly Now".

We don't need a POTUS who does not know that the Bush Doctrine is to aggressively take out threats to the U.S. Of course, manufacturing threats is not an official part of the doctrine, but we now know it is a De Facto part.

We don 't need a POTUS who cannot answer a question about what she reads to keep in touch with the world

We also don't need a POTUS that has lied to us repeatedly- about her travels, about her shopping habits, about the Bridge to Nowhere, about her accomplishments, and her actions as governor.

We need a POTUS who can remember even ONE Supreme Court decision besides Roe v. Wade- especially when there had been a so-recent decision about an Exxon Valdez appeal. What state was affected by that oil spill?

Even if we forget all that, we have the video of her participating in an exorcism being conducted by a Witch Doctor from Africa.

Pure, simple, Apple Pie inspiration... She's Paris Hilton without the porn movie.

So, who?

Hillary's time has probably passed, but there are 6 other women governors serving right now- from both parties. Also current and former Senators, Governors, Cabinet Secretaries, etc., all with great bonafides.

Now she is threatening legal action for defamation, because an Alaskan blogger wondered if there was an ongoing FBI investigation. This, from the woman who tried to convince the world that Barak Obama is a Muslim who hangs out with Domestic Terrorists?

It will be fine. The other Republicans will eat her up. She doesn't stand a chance.

If she does sneak through, though, she needs to pick Joe "The unlicensed Plumber" Wurzelbacher as her running mate.

Don't you think it important that the President be the smarter of the two people on the ticket?

The Plumbers worked out so well for Nixon with Watergate, Sarah should try it, too!

Palin-Wurzelbacher. It rolls off the tongue so smoothly.

"Smoke & Mirrors 2012"

Nah. Instead of "I Can See (Russia) Clearly Now!", let's defer to Donny: "Go Away Little Girl..."

And if God calls, Sarah, please answer the phone...

SRT